War Criminal Achievement Mug

$68.00

NEW ACHIEVEMENT: War Criminal

You have killed more than 20 non-combatants in a single attack!

Question: What’s the only thing standing between an innocent child and a happy, fulfilling life?

Answer: You. The answer is you.

Reward: You’ve received a Gold A**hole’s Box!

 

Make it a Celestial-Tier Loot Box by adding a travel lid.

Cup Features:

  1. Handcrafted Form: Each piece is individually shaped and finished by hand.
  2. Ergonomic 3-Finger Handle: Built for grip, comfort.
  3. Travel-Ready Design: Tapered base fits most car cup holders.
  4. 22k Gold Designs: Guaranteed to shine!
  5. Durable Stoneware Body: Made to endure daily use (and whatever comes with it)
  6. Signature Glaze: Mixed and applied in-house for a smooth, lasting finish.

You Will Not Break Me! But You Might Break a Mug...
Fear not! Add mug insurance to your order for lifetime protection against any oops. If you have Collection Protection- any breakage will be replaced once, no questions asked with the same design, or store credit of equal value (in case of design discontinuation). 

Mug Care:
All our mugs have been tested through thousands of wash cycles and are guaranteed to be dishwasher safe. These mugs are NOT microwave safe because they have 22k gold designs.

Please Note:
These mugs are handmade to order- with each design transferred to every mug by hand. Though our studio works quickly, please allow 7-10 days from the time of your order for fulfillment.

What Preorder Means for these Mugs: These designs are applied by hand and it takes time and care to craft them, so please be patient with us, as it might take more than our usual fulfillment time. We will do our best to work quickly, but we are a small studio!